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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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