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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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