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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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