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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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