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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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