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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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