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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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