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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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