Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.