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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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