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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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