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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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