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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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