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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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