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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛
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