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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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