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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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