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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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