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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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