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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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