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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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