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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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