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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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