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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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