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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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