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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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