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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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