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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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