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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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