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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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