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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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