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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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