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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖
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