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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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