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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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