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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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