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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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