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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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