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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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