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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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