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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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