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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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