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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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