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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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