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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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