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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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