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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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