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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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