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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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