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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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