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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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