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Pet death

My step-auntie Carol had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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